So I happened to be visiting my family for a few days when I noticed an issue of Cosmo being pulled from the mailbox. I didn't think too much on it at the time. I don't hate women/beauty/fashion magazines or anything like that, but I don't follow them whatsoever (being hopeless uncool and all).
Wow, Cosmo, thought I. You just...cannot be serious.
So I decided to do some digging and found 7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital. Huh, I mused. no, this must be a joke.They couldn't possible be that stupid. Cracked is not exactly the forefront of good investigative reporting, so I decided to expand my search a tiny bit.
Hey, isolated incidents, right? Cosmo doesn't actually want to hurt me, my faith in my loved ones, and my own self worth as a human being, do they?
On the other hand, maybe I'm wrong! Maybe the folks at Cosmo are actually brilliant business geniuses. Because as of this moment, I'm tempted to grab a few issues purely for their unabashed comedic value.
And on an utterly unrelated note, here, have some art!